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I didnt know this but i decided to leave one day away from level 15

Pssh yaaa..... what?!

I cant help it. I need the fun to come back. Can someone revive the fun of being a jackass on the internet?

GODDAMN FUCKING ASSWIPE CUNT SUCKING SHITEATING COCKMUNCHING FUCKFACE MCSHITASS FATSHITPISSGONORRHEA TO THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK OF FUCK YOU SHITHOLE CRAPFACE ASSLICKING CHODE MONSTER FROM FUCKING FUCK PALACE OF ASSRAPING SMALL CHILDREN YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK OF THE FUCKING DAY JUST FYI FUCK YOU SHITFUCKHOLE PIECE OF SHIT

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY I CAN DANCE ALL DAY JUST TRY HITTIN ME!

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Alex
God:
It's good to see you, Alex.
Me:
Good to see you to
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
uhhh, i dont think so
God:
OK. Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because its not....
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
Fine then. Because it is not.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? That makes sense to me. I heard it is.
Me:
Well you ARE God, so whatever floats your boat man....
God:
Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God so whatever floats my boat man.
Me:
You are god, do whatever you want
God:
You think I am god do whatever me want.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
No not exactly
God:
Precisely. Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
What are you, Jacob Two Two?
God:
I don't know what I am Jacob Two Two.
Me:
And people wonder if the apocalpse is true....
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
And HOW is that related to the subject?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
ALL THE GODDAMN FUCKING TIME
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
Not as far as i can remeber
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Nope i think i not say so
God:
Please tell me what you think. You believe that? Do you mind if I tell other people: Alex said not say so.
Me:
Sure go right on ahead. Not like i can stop you.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Where is that? I think it could be like you can stop me.
Me:
Ok wait, ignoring that shitty sentence structure at the end, i said you can do whatever you want, so you're keeping in "confidential"?
God:
I'm waiting. All of them? Blimey.
Me:
You are one shitty program God.
God:
You think I am shitty program God.
Me:
Yes....yes i do.
God:
Aha. When?
Me:
Since ever. Thats why im atheist. But you already knew that?
God:
How do you know? Groovy. God still loves you. " God still loves you."? Do I know it?
Me:
Oh fuck this shit.
God:
Really. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I HATE YOU END
God:
Good reason. Sorry, Alex I thought we liked each other.
Me:
I KILLED MY MOTHER
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
NO I SHOULDNT BECAUSE I LIKED IT
God:
Are you serious? What would happen if you did?
Me:
DID WHAT
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
FUCK YOU GOD IM GOING HOME

#2

Me:
Grow up
God:
How far up?
Me:
6 inches lawl cock joke
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
You made it
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
What, ashamed?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
OH WOW
God:
Gosh! I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
YOU SIR ARE AN ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Ass.

Have a blast.

Ahhhh what a creeper.....

My long time friend has always been kind of a pervert. If the joke did not concern some kind of human sexual organ, he would not laugh. The jokes he made would always be about lesbians or really nasty cock jokes. And his face is so goddamn creepy.

Anyways, remember my last post? Well, he's stalking her. Yep. And he denies it all the time, but its so blatantly obvious. She's even aware of it, and is also creeped out. For example, we were picking our Grade 10 courses on Tuesday, and said girl suggested that I take Food and Nutrition with her and her best friend/my friend. Immediately after that, one of my close friends sees the creeper circle the Food and nutrition. He comments on EVERY SINGLE COMMENTABLE THING on her wall, likes all her status updates, and constantly stares at her boobs. Pic is related.

One status update has, get this, 35 comments by him! All by him, and only him. but at the end.... see number 2.

Seems like the creeper doesnt like to be interrupted....

It seems just when one problem is past, another pops up!

Yesterday, me and my friends were all on a school ski trip. This was our fifth trip this year, all of them to Edilweiss Ski Resort. Anyways, we're all pretty good skiers, and naturally we're starting to do jumps and try out some of the more "extreme" stuff in skiing. Well lets just say im going to be toning down the extreme level next time.

You see, we were going down the hill and we stop and the trick park. Just a few rails, thats it. None of us have done rails before, so it was kinda stupid of us. Anyways, one of my friends says "lets try the square!", which is just basically a rail with the width of a piece of paper. So we try the square. Well, actually they went by it. Pussies. I actually tried it. In the process, I slipped off, my ski caught on the snow and i twisted my ankle. I also managed to bash my shin and sprained ankle into the giant metal block i was trying to grind. So i hopped over to Medical and they gave my the prognosis.

I have a sprained ankle, heavily bruised shin and ankle, and a strained muscle. This is my first injury, which is cool. I finally get to experience the perks of being truly injured. My ankle really doesnt hurt that much, I just need to limp everywhere. :P

What really sucks is that me and my friends were going to go to Edilweiss again, today. And by ourselves, with no pesky teachers. I should be flying down ski slopes, instead of sitting on my ass writing out my lame news posts in a lame attempt to experience online fame. Oh well.

Bonus points: I got kissed by several hot girls over the injury i got. :D

This is it guys. I've gotten the prescription, and from now till i die, i will be wearing glasses.

Just so you know, thats not a good thing. They are a constant pain in the ass ive heard. Imagine having to wear sunglasses all day every day. That'd suck too wouldnt it? Sucks more for me because i have to wear a pair of dorky glasses instead of cool SUNglasses.

Heres why. Apparently my right eye cant see for shit. I dont refute that, its damn true. Because of my crappy right eye, my brain relies on the left. As that happens, my brain will continue to rely on the left more and more and more until i, basically, dont use my right eye anymore. From misuse, my right eye's muscles will weaken and become virtually non-existent. So ill get lazy eye, lose depth perception, and it will be irreversible. Wonderful.

Or i can wear glasses for the rest of my life, or until i get enough money for laser eye surgery. Lets hope it becomes free in Canada sometime REALLY soon.

I think one of my friends likes me.

Normally I'd be ecstatic, after years of going after girls one likes me back? Especially someone like me, who spends half of the day one the couch on my PS3. But there are some complications:

a) she just broke up with her bf (and my friend) of 9 months, and they were quite serious.
b) i might be wrong
c) i like someone else, but they are going out with someone already
d) it'd be damn awkward.

whaddya think i should do? im content with just waiting it out and letting her make the choice to ask me out or not, but DAMN i dont want this opportunity to pass. Im a bit confused here, i dont want to mess this up like last time. (was in part 1, but i deleted it due to embarrassment XP)

Part i forgot to add: asking her out would be in direct defiance of the Brocode. For those who need to read up on the Brocode, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

P.S. she's hot, nice, and has a great personality. a dream girl, basically. Lots of flirting has gone on as well.